Church Choir Loses Member, The Mac Grieves

Lutheran Baptist church, The Risen has lost yet another choir member. Chief choir member Loretta Blair is quoted as saying,

"She was a gift from God, the voice of an angel, the bosom of a flower bud--and she is now resting at the bottom of hell."

Other members of the choir seem to be just as upset about the loss. The unknown cause of death has been a concern to many of the community members, including mayor, Bill Mcaffee.

"She will be missed. Even though I sound like a goat when I sing I know the church still loves me. God bless myself."

We will post the newest information as it arises. We can only hope that everyone will maintain a healthy stamina throughout the next few days.