Saturday, August 4, 2007

Eli Roth's, The Cell, delayed until 2009


If you haven't heard the news, drop your curling iron and take out your birth control. Eli Roth's adaptation of Stephen King's The Cell is being delayed until 2009. The movie's production company has made this rash decision.

When asked about the new dilemma, Eli Roth tipped his bed back and roared with laughter. "Now I can concentrate on my statutory rape lawsuits." Roth's publicist refused to comment about the latter.

Gil Youngback has also refused to comment.

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