New WoW Expansion Brings World One Step Closer to a [Safer] World Without Nerds

A new World of Warcraft Expansion has just been announced. The tentative title is: Wrath of the Lich King. Nerds everywhere are attempting to reserve a copy. Too bad there isn't a release date as of yet.

Local nerd, Harriet Freewheel stated: "I won't be able to get laid for months after this comes out. Unless of course, it is in the WoW."

Gil's response was a positive one: "We all know that nerds are dangerous and socially embarrassing. I really think this could be good for humanity as a whole. Nerds have been behind wars, the atom bomb, and biological warfare. If we can keep making games that occupy them, we can buy more time before humanity destroys itself."

Our opinion at MR sides with Gil. However, we all know Harriet is not getting laid.