New Game About Moses Changes Way Staff Feels About Moses

Deliverance

We here at massreviews have read the Bible. Several times. Sometimes around campfires, sometimes at parties (Bible-Gras), but mostly, while we're taking a dump.

Once in a while, a game comes along that transcends gaming in its entirety. It challenges notions of traditional gaming by crossing boundaries. Sometimes these boundaries are simple, but sometimes these boundaries are so complex, only Moses and Jesus could understand them. Which brings us to the game, Deliverance (the perfect game for Christ Jesus and Moses).

Please see the link above for the most adventurous, informative, action-packed game of our time.

Which brings us to a question...is God's view of our lives a game? Is it? IS IT?!?!?!

"Moses kicks so much ass you have no idea!" cries Brass, a beta tester for the game. "If he's not killing the Egyptian first born children he's crashing seas down and drowning thousands of people!"

We haven't played this game yet, but can't wait to get our grubby, little, sinner's hands on a pirated copy.